Famous for:
* Being that naked woman in your grandfather's garage.
* Doing for the pin-up model what Babe Ruth did for baseball, Superman did for comic books and Jesus did for red wine. OK, maybe not that last one.
* Totally having no idea her fame revived in the '80s and '90s, having retreated to a private life after converting to follow that guy I mentioned with the red wine a bullet ago.
* Hahaha look at that fucking picture. I have no idea what she's pretending to do, and it is awesome. Besides, people read this at work. For more pictures of Bettie Page with and without boobs, try using a search engine on the Internet.
Cause of death:
* Vengeful zombie leopard.
Real, actual cause of death:
* Heart attack
Age:
* 85
* She actually aged really, really well.

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